Topical Chat, December 29, 2006
Last post of 2006 ... you’ve all been warned! Seriously, though – have a happy new year!!!
1. On the feud between Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump that is picking up steam:
“My hope is that Donald Trump finds a way buy Rosie off of tv, radio, the internet, and movies.”
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=2756482
2. On the Death of James Brown:
“Rumor has it, he’s releasing a new song titled, “I don’t Feel So Good.”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061228/ap_en_mu/james_brown_funeral
3. On the rumor that Saddam Hussein will be executed within the next 48 hours:
“This might be bigger than the ball dropping at Times Square.”
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/12/28/hussein/index.html
4. On a carjacker who called 911 and turned himself in to police after he crashed a stolen SUV twice and got lost during his escape from the crime scene:
“I’m just trying to figure out if the guy was named Lloyd Christmas or Harry Dunn.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2757586
5. On a man who was accused of assaulting two men with a log:
“Looks like George Michael is on the loose … AGAIN!.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2757369
6. On a trailer loaded with $50,000 in broccoli being stolen:
“My guess is that the Burger King is not a suspect.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2757147
7. On a man that police pulled over for driving drunk continuing to swig his beer during his arrest:
“Now this sounds like a man of principles.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2753096
8. On topless dancers in Alabama spraying themselves with latex in order to comply with a new law that prohibits topless dancing:
“Good thing the find government of Alabama is tackling this instead of that meaningless incest problem.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2755964
posted by Los @ 7:31 PM
3 guys/gals who rule
3 Comments:
Guess who just got himself a Magic Bullet for the holidays. Taste it... get it... taste it.
And a Happy New Year to you, too -- including a win over Tennessee!
1. Finally, an appropriate and useful function for Rosie O'Donnell: Donald Trump's punching bag.
2. The Hardest Working Corpse in America.
3. Soon, though not soon enough, he'll start making Satan his bitch just like on South Park.
4. Next he'll get lost while escaping from prison and call 911.
5. Wouldn't that be a stump?
6. Commanded a $5 reward.
7. Karl is baiting me into a Kennedy joke.
8. Alabama promoting safe dancing.
Happy New Year!!!
1. I think they are just secretly jealous of one another...Donald has a Dick and Rosie has great hair!
2. This just inLos..."James Brown had a secret vault of prison recordings... Looks like the First of any hits will be a rendition of It's so easy..."
3. What channel? Is this like the walk on the moon??
4. Talk about "stupid criminals" He should have then claimed that the owner, hired himfor the insurance money.
5.Logs the other pepper spray...
6. Sounds like someone needed some GAS!!!! GO FARTS GO!!!!
7. GASP!!! DAD!!! AGAIN??? Well atleast he can't beconvicted ofAlcohol abuse!
8. "safety Dance" It's the safety dance! next up is Whip it...whip it real good...crack that whip!
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