Topical Chat, December 26,2006
Man, I REALLY wish I had this week off of work … ugh!
1. On flatulence being the cause of a jail fight in Nebraska:
“The problem was that the guy farted whilst being given a rusty trombone (look it up).”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2752508
2. On a Japanese woman being charged with inflicting injury on her neighbor by blasting rock music at her house for more than two years - getting a 20-month prison term:
“Apparently, Yoko Ono is considered rock now?”
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=2752517
3. On a Roman Catholic priest tackling a teenage boy he found rummaging through a church rectory Tuesday, foiling a theft attempt:
“The priest was later contacted by Matt Millen, GM of the Detroit Lions.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2752599
4. On a police department distributing pint glasses embossed with the logo of the Bennington Police Department to bars and restaurants – in an effort to curb drinking and driving:
“I guess this story ran before the bars received matching shot glasses and beer bongs.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2750133
5. A man who took out a home-equity loan to buy 1,600 teddy bears for children in local hospitals:
“Unfortunately, stories about idiots trying to light their farts with lighters get more headlines than this guy will get …”
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=bizarre&id=4881690
6. On South Korea launching a campaign offering cash to men if they promise not to buy sex from prostitutes after year-end office parties:
“And this country is one of our allies?”
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=bizarre&id=4881688
7. On a lady who created a bra with a Maryland seafood-theme as part of a fund-raiser for breast cancer research:
“Something is really ‘fishy’ about this story … ba-da-bing!”
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=bizarre&id=4880274
8. On a one-time Texas drug agent, described by his former boss as perhaps the best narcotics officer in the country, planning to market a how-to video on concealing drugs and fooling police
“Not only was he the best narcotics officer in the country, but he just seems like the most moral person ever, as well.”
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=bizarre&id=4874016
posted by Los @ 7:17 PM
2 guys/gals who rule
2 Comments:
1. Is this what his friends call Russell Crowe?
2. Yoko Ono would be injurious.
3. Shortly thereafter some other "rummaging through a rectory" happened.
4. It's really for the Police Mug Club.
5. Note that Karl has one good story, 7 idiotic ones, then complains about the lack of PR for good stories.
6. David Stern may try this with the NBA.
7. Somehow the Inner Harbor restaurant The Rusty Scupper comes to mind.
8. Yeah, I can't see any police departments buying this as a training video.
1. I suppose that is one way to get "blown away" in Jail
2. The "rock music" actual was a ROCK?? My ears are bleeding?? Who was that attorney!
3. Those Priest will really "stick it to ya" huh???
4. Sounds like the flashing Red and Blue Ice Cubes that go in those glasses to remind them to CALL a cab???RIGHT!!!!
5. Pedifile warning...warning...Danger...danger...Pedifile alert...SICK
6. CASH??? Well how else are they going to pay the stripper converted Whores???
7. FINALLY we can recycle the fishnet stockings!
8. As if Criminals haven't already got one of these??? HELLLOOOOO??? drug cartel?
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