Sunday, January 07, 2007

Topical Chat, January 8, 2007

One down, two to go. Go birds!!!!

1. On a man who paid a $147 late fee on a library book he took out 47 years earlier:
“Would this qualify as a strike against good credit?”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2776679

2. On a man who shot a 1,100 pound wild hog in Atlanta:
“Ted Turner said the injuries were minor.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2774513

3. On a warning label on a washing machine that cautions, “Don’t put people into the wash.”
“I’m guessing this washing machine was made in Great Britain.”
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory?id=2773924&Business=true

4. On the FDA approving a drug for obese dogs:
“Rosie O’Donnell could not be reached for comment.”
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory?id=2773901

5. On Maine O.K.ing Santa’s butt and breasts on beer labels:
“I always thought there was more to Maine than just ski slopes.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2774041

3 Comments:

At 8:46 AM, Blogger Ken said...

Man... only five post's. You must have had one doozy have a hang over. Go Birds!

 
At 10:10 AM, Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

santa's butt and 'breasts'???? this is a worry...santa's a tranny???



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At 4:54 PM, Blogger Superstar said...

1. is this before or after inflation??
2. What Anna Nicole Smith is back in the US???
3. The tag would have been funnier if: "Clothes only"...I would have looked at it as, "why not rugs or drapes or shoes???
4. What is next? "anorexia and Bullemia treatment centers for Dogs".

5. What like this need approval? WTF are our tax dollars funding in Maine???

HEY where are the rest??? *sigh* Fine...I am off
~shuts window and surfs over to DA JAMMY~

 

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