Topical Chat, January 5, 2006
Notre Dame got their annual trouncing … all is right with the world!
1. On a calf with two faces was born at Heldreth Dairy Farm, and word has spread in southwest Virginia as residents flock to his farm:
“I found the story a’moo’sing, because all of those people ‘hoofed’ to see this freak of nature. Michael Jackson thinks this calf looks weird.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2771244
2. On a Wisconsin city that is trying to unravel the mystery of an 1870s photo of a stovepipe-hatted man sitting on a dead horse in the middle of a dusty, deserted street:
“I think the city should try to unravel the mystery of what the hell anybody is doing living in Wisconsin.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2771680
3. On a Nassau County correction officer being arrested on charges he tried to smuggle marijuana into the jail stashed inside a box of the Italian pastries:
“Gives a whole new meaning to the term, ‘Holy Cannoli!’”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2771200
4. On officials finding mouse remains in cooked green beans at a preschool lunch:
“Something seems a little ‘cheesy’ about this.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2771261
5. On a burglar who smashed a glass door to break into a house, treating himself to some beans and booze, then passing out:
“I’m not quite sure, but I think there might be a lesson to be learned here.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2771272
6. On a woman who was arrested and jailed for three weeks on drug charges for what turned out to be flour-filled condoms:
“I guess there’s the rules to safe sex might apply to safe baking?”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2771251
7. On a big rig truck driver who fell asleep at the wheel and plowed through a California KFC:
“This story reminds me of the joke of an airplane that crashed in a cemetery, and thousands of casualties were reported.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2771284
8. On Pakistani provincial authorities lifting a ban on kite-flying imposed a year ago:
“No word on the kike flying rule.”
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=2770174
Labels: silly news stories
posted by Los @ 9:09 PM
2 guys/gals who rule
2 Comments:
Notre Dame will get a second trouncing this year, in September at Beaver Stadium.
1. Or was the crowd hoping to see the sheep with 2 butts?
2. Because they think it was Lincoln, 3 years after his assassination?
3. He apparently likes the inside of prison.
4. Mickey or Minnie?
5. Homeless guy who can't catch pigeons?
6. Bakes cakes that come ribbed for her pleasure.
7. Couldn't wait for drive-thru service?
8. Someday they'll lift the ban on women showing ankle.
Notre DAME what??? PLEASE!!!
1. A 2 headed cow? Great I suppose they will want to charge "double" for that!
2. HELLLLOOO? 1870 should bea clue?
3. In other news, The Crack epidemic is sweeping the prisions....
4. "did your beans come with or with out nuts?"
5. Beans and booze? I am without Words....
6. Dildo baking gone wrong.."I swear I was just trying to build a better B.O.B.
7. Just adding an "express" drive thru for the KFC...
8. Today KITE's...tomorrow Playdough! Children can play in the streets again!!!
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