Topical Chat, January 22, 2007
Cut that meat! Cut that meat!
1. On a shot duck that survives two days in a refrigerator:
“Why does this remind me of a Bugs Bunny cartoon?”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2810432
2. On a man breaking into a home in State College, ordering five pay-per-view adult movies and discharging their fire extinguisher:
“Is that what they’re calling it these days?”
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=bizarre&id=4956127
3. On someone stealing upward of $12,000 in soybeans from a grain dryer in Nebraska:
“Maybe this thief’s appetite for these beans is ‘in-soy-tiable.’”
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=bizarre&id=4950999
4. On a park in Ohio, called South Park, being deemed an inappropriate name for a park by local legislators:
“Blame the voters for being dumb enough to elect these f*ck-hats.”
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=bizarre&id=4950997
5. On postal workers’ paychecks being lost in the mail:
“Proof that there is a God.”
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=bizarre&id=4950995
6. On a man who was shooting cows for trespassing onto his property:
“That story is ‘udderly’ ridiculous.”
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=bizarre&id=4950797
7. A state House subcommittee in South Carolina that has approved legislation that would allow bars and restaurants to choose one day a week, except Sundays, for their all-day drink deals – called ‘Happy Days:’
“This is probably not what The Fonz had in mind … “
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=bizarre&id=4936414
8. On a report that Muslims are tired of being the villains on the show “24:”
“But in the real world …”
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/19/24.muslims.ap/index.html
posted by Los @ 1:27 PM
4 guys/gals who rule
4 Comments:
Interesting stuff.
1. So much for your Long duck Los theory!
2. "Sorry officer, it just built up and then SHOT off!"
3. Dairy farmers unite against the "soy" milk. Cows everywhere unite and celebrate.
4. As if they couldn't find a contributers name to use, they have to leave it simply "south Park"???? Dumb azzzes!
5. Well, that most certainly explains why they were all "postal" yesterday! *bata ching*
6. MOOOOOOOOVE over, go back to California, where the "happy" cows live! That or "steak anyone?"
7. Happy should be more than an "hour" days, weeks, months...Why not!
8. *gasp* what? Then why are we fighting in Iraq? Say it ain't so!
1. Heh, that duck quacked me up!
2. Wow, talking about being hard up.
3. Your jokes kill me.
4. Idiots.
5. "I'm going to mail myself my check!" *two weeks pass* "Aw crap."
6. How amoooosing. Damn trespassing cows.
7. Sunday Monday... Alcoholism... Tuesday Wednesday... Liver Disease... Thurday Friday... DUI... What a Day! Those (Drunk) Happy Days!
8. Well, stop your extremist brethern and maybe you won't get profiled.
1. Too much like Duck Hunt. The video dog is snickering at this guy.
2. Notre Dame coaches advance scouting for the Penn State game.
3. Look for the Japanese guy in Nebraska.
4. Great use of their Ohio State degrees.
5. Too bad postal workers' guns aren't lost in the mail.
6. I can't help but stoop to Karl's level on this one: can he hit a moo-ving target?
7. Applications to Clemson skyrocketed with the news.
8. Turning Kumar into a terrorist was the, ahem, straw that broke the camel's back.
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