Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Topical Chat, February 14, 2007

Happy Valentine’s Day to you and yours!

1. On a new car horn that allows you to play any audio file:“I think I would do a train horn with mine – most car horns these days are really too feminine in my opinion.”http://www.uberreview.com/2007/02/horntones-customize-your-honk.htm/

2. On U.S. Federal officials contemplating "punitive action" against a Boston Red Sox pitcher for endorsing a brand of beer in Japan and, in a television commercial, actually taking a sip of said beer – which is a violation of U.S. alcohol regulations:“Someday, I hope these holy rollers figure out that they are the cause of many more problems than solutions.”http://reason.com/blog/show/118674.html

3. On a study that found that that people (spouses) do the opposite of what's being nagged about:“Now, if we can only get this information to our wives … and, more importantly, get them to read it and accept it.”http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2007-02/du-nsy021307.php

4. On a study that found that the death of Anna Nicole Smith consumed 50 % of all cable news air time last week:“Can’t wait to see the percentage when Michael Jackson dies.”http://www.journalism.org/node/4096

5. On Charlie Weis suing malpractice in obesity surgery gone awry:“The doctors actually found a way to expand his stomach.”http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/ncaa/02/13/weis.malpractice.ap/index.html

6. On the US trade deficit reaching a record high of 763.6 billion dollars in 2006:“Are we going to celebrate the 1 trillion mark more than the Barry Bonds home run mark?”http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070213/pl_afp/useconomytrade_070213162046;_ylt=Anz4aJ3JzMNTeAmpDy1.tdTMWM0F

7. On Hindus declaring war on Valentine's Day because "it is against Indian culture and pollutes young minds:"“Just wondering, are ALL religions going ape-shit now?”http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6358405.stm

8. On the National Federation of the Blind saying that hybrid cars could endanger blind people's lives because they are too quiet:“Just wondering, but are all special interest groups going ape-shit now?”http://wjz.com/local/local_story_039173947.html

3 Comments:

At 11:24 AM, Blogger Jeff said...

And same to you and Sue.

1. What sound for the Ass Dent Car? Dixie, for the Dukes of Hazzard effect?

2. Beer: the solution to -- and cause of -- most of life's problems.

3. Does Sue nag you about masturbating too much?

4. Just imagine if her name were Anna Nicole Kennedy, or Princess Anna Nicole.

5. But his obesity landed Charlie Weis the role of Fat Bastard in Austin Powers.

6. Economic myth.

7. In related news, Scientology fully endorsed Valentine's Day.

8. I fully enjoy this, because every hybrid owner I've met verifies South Park's San Francisco Pious owners that believe they're better than everybody else.

 
At 11:31 AM, Blogger Ken said...

9. On Los actually making it into work today...(RASBERRY).

 
At 10:58 AM, Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

4) He's not necessarily alive. Looks more like his Thriller vid every day. I think he died yonks back n they wired up a Madam Tussauds wax dummy to keep the $ rollin' in.

 

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