Topical Chat, February 4, 2007
Just wonderin’, how many “Survivor” commercials or ads will we see during the Super Bowl tonight … 20? 30? 50?
1. On The National Football League hoping to tackle the Super Bowl’s heat-trapping gas emissions by planting 3,000 mangroves and other trees native to Florida:
“How about serving less chili dogs?”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16903545/
2. On a limited-time offer from the state of Kentucky, a buyer could have their very own bridge:
“Unfortunately, the bridge was built in Kentucky … so, buyer beware.”
http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/news/16618922.htm
3. On a college in Maine offering Belly Dancing 101 classes:
“It’ll be a tough choice between this and the retro porn classes.”
http://morningsentinel.mainetoday.com/news/local/3550535.html
4. On the Nude Olympics taking place today:
“For some reason, none of the networks are covering this … and I’m pissed off!”
http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200702/s1839793.htm
5. On a man accused of sending a kitten’s head to his ex-girlfriend:
“Um, this guy should be beaten until he’s ‘cat-atonic,’ and I’m not kitten … I mean kidding.”
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07034/759180-53.stm
6. On tens of thousands of French schools and universities receiving copies of a Turkish book refuting Darwin's theory of evolution and describing it as "the true source of terrorism:"
“Why couldn’t someone send them something useful … like deodorant.”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070202/lf_afp/franceeducation_070202161200;_ylt=Ar5bTNf5McFmnPuRhd16Z5D1_sEF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--
7. On a guy losing 114 pounds on a beer diet:
“Man, that must’ve been one heavy liver.”
http://cbs2chicago.com/health/local_story_033181725.html
8. On a report that arcade extinction is almost upon us:
“I got a pocket full of quarters and I’m headed to the arcade …”
http://www.northjersey.com/page.php?qstr=eXJpcnk3ZjczN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXkxNjcmZmdiZWw3Zjd2cWVlRUV5eTcwNjkzNjQmeXJpcnk3ZjcxN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk3
posted by Los @ 2:07 PM
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4 Comments:
Retro porn and belly dancing? Seriously, where do I sign up?
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1. Excessive heat-trapping gas emissions might explain how often CBS put David Spade on camera.
2. A bridge directly into the distillery.
3. The catch: class being taught by Stephen King.
4. You're likely being spared the sight of fat people having heat-trapping gas emissions.
5. Did she boil his rabbit? Even so, ugh.
6. It's official: the US is not the true source of terrorism -- so say the terrorists.
7. My high school wrestling coach's college teammate drank beer to cut weight -- and qualified for nationals.
8. Clearly we need an Endangered Arcade Species Act.
I don't think I saw one Survivor commercial. Maybe because it was on CBS! (Sarcasm appreciated and expected)
Gawd for all that I LOVE reality TV, I Just can't get into the "survivor" series...~rolls eyes~ Sorry. I guess that makes us even on the whole...American Idol?!?!?!
1. Is that like don't chop any more tree's down?
2. "If you act now we will CUT the price in 1/2" of course you may only gt 1/2 and that might be problem wen you try to USE it!
3. Um ~looks around~ I took Tap dance for a college class!
4. What!?!??! ~runs to TV guide to see if I can find it on cable~
5. WOW what was he trying to say? Nothing warms our hearts and gets you a restraining order faster!
6. That is like teaching a m onkey to do a math problem! AHHH Careerbuilder.com
7. How can I sign up for that diet?!?!?!Let me just Hopp right on that band wagon!
8. I'm sorry a what?!?!?!
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