Topical Chat, August 1, 2007
Last full month of summer … don’t blink.
1. On U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney Tuesday admitting he was wrong when he declared the Iraq insurgency virtually over in 2005:
“He better check himself into a hospital immediately … this is very much unlike him. Or, maybe he was kidnapped, much like the guy in Naked Gun 2 ½.”
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2007/07/31/cheney_i_was_wrong_about_insurgency/2492/
2. On 'Diff'rent Strokes' star Gary Coleman being cited for disorderly conduct in Utah County:
“You know, I really do think it’s time for Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis to get together for some kind of buddy movie, don’t you?”
http://www.sltrib.com/ci_6506890
3. On a Pensacola man who was critically injured after he fell out of a vehicle while trying to spit:
“I’m gonna take a wild guess, and predict he was wearing some sort of NASCAR shirt …”
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/article/7385
4. On research that shows that some McDonald's salads contain nearly a third more salt than a Big Mac burger and fries:
“No word on if they contain more rat poop as well …”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/07/31/nsalad131.xml
5. On Troubled star Britney Spears being officially single again after her divorce from Kevin Federline is finally complete:
“Who would’ve thought that Federline would’ve come out of this looking more stable?”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=471974&in_page_id=1773
6. On environmentalists stunning fish in a Cumbrian river in an effort to monitor falling numbers:
“I hear they are using the Paris Hilton song …”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/cumbria/6921871.stm
posted by Los @ 9:29 PM
2 guys/gals who rule
2 Comments:
1. So what -- let's stop the inflow of terrorists from Saudi Arabia and weapons from Iran.
2. What are the chances that the cop was named Willis?
3. You can't spell Florida without "duh."
4. Publicly available on McDonald's website. "Research" seems to be such a gravy train.
5. Britney Spears is like Madonna, only dumb.
6. They could really stun the fish by leaving the fish alone.
1. Let's push those terrorists into Al-Anbar province and send in the Black Hawks and F-16s to finish those cocksuckers off for good....Iran: YOU'RE NEXT!..Saudi Arabia: Your time is gonna come, too.
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