My hat goes off to the Sixers - what a turnaround!

1. On Royal Carribean cruise line kicking a family off the ship late at night and abandoning them in the Bahamas when their 7-month-old child became sick:
"I bet the 'ship' really hit the fan with that one!"
http://www.wftv.com/news/15998021/detail.html?rss=orlc&psp=news

2. On Dunkin Donuts' employment application that asks applicants to sign a statement that reads, "I understand and agree that … I can be fired for any reason:"
"The price we pay for cheap pastry!"
http://bangornews.com/news/t/default.aspx?a=163530&template=print-article.htm

3. On Yoichi, a scotch whiskey distilled on the shores of the Sea of Japan, becoming the first variety produced outside Scotland to win the coveted single malt award in an international competition run by Whisky Magazine:
"Plus, every bottle has a piece of sushi at the bottom ..."
http://www.dailyindia.com/show/233073.php/Japanese-whisky-voted-best-in-the-world

4. On a woman who had phone sex with a man claiming he raped her over the phone:
"Wow, that must've been one big antenna!"
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2008/04/27/was_woman_raped_on_telephone/5602/

5. Chanel wanting to sign up Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of Courtney Love and Curt Cobain, to be the face of the fragrance:
"Man, could you imagine all the songs Curt could've written about this???"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=562309&in_page_id=1773

6. On a smelly check causing a bank evacuation and hazmat response:
"On an unrelated note, a local company decided to stop making its 'turd-flavored scratch-n-sniff' checks ..."
http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-odd-stinky-check,0,3530203.story

7. On motorists over the age of 75 possibly facing compulsory tests of their eyesight and ability to drive under new proposals:
"This is much better than my idea of building separate roads for the elderly..."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/26/nelderly126.xml