Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Topical Chat, April 23, 2008

So, I’m not sure if I have a cold or spring allergies … either way, it sucks.

1.On the U.S. believing that North Korea was helping Syria build a nuclear reactor that could produce plutonium:
“Wait, North Korea doing something evil????? No way!”
http://www.reuters.com/article/latestCrisis/idUSN23349645?rpc=92

2. On a truck spilling Jell-o on a highway:
“Hopefully the highway was ‘desserted’ at the time …”
http://www.wtlv.com/news/news-article.aspx?storyid=107643

3. On a guy breaking into his dad’s house to steal $5 in pennies:
“That doesn’t even make any ‘cents.’”
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/local/news-article.aspx?storyid=107656

4. On a man whofound three guns and hundreds of rounds of ammunition in his 13-year-old daughter's treehouse:
“We’ve come a long way since the Little Rascals …”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24261772/

5. On Shirley Temple Black, one of the most popular child stars in Hollywood history, celebrating her 80th birthday at home with a broken arm:
“I guess she took it literally when somebody told her to ‘raise the roof’ on her birthday …”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080422/lf_nm_life/temple_dc_2

6. On 2 people in India being arrested for stealing more than 100 vials of human semen:
“Hey, what’s in this drink, anyway?”
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=107626

7. On an oral surgeon who is suing the Chicago Bulls because he was injured in high-five with their mascot:
“That sounds like a load of ‘you know what’ to me …”
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-benny-bull-suedapr22,1,2429632.story

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