Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Topical Chat, December 19, 2007

Only a few more shopping days left until X-mas … are you ready???

1. On Val Kilmer reportedly signing on to star in a sequel to the 1985 comedy, 'Real Genius':
“Can a sequel to Top Secret be far behind?”
http://www.filmfodder.com/scifi/archives/2007/01/real_genius.shtml

2. On a new energy bill that would make incandescent light bulbs illegal:
“Sounds like another one of those government ‘bright ideas.’”
http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/energy/environment/2007-12-16-light-bulbs_N.htm

3. On the nation's four biggest makers of microwave popcorn removing a flavoring chemical linked to a lung ailment, called Popcorn Lung, in popcorn plant workers from nearly all their products:
“Couldn’t they come up with a more ‘manly’ name for a disease than ‘Popcorn lung.’”
http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071218/BUSINESS/712180346/1003/RSS03

4. On neighbors in Florida complaining about a popular event at a Sarasota bar, called drag queen bingo:
“Nothing to get ones panties in a bunch over …”
http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=2FD8A7E59A59215D08E6D729F4A40C06?contentId=5243830&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1

5. On Japan's top government spokesman saying that UFOs exist:
“That comment is ‘out of this world.’”
http://www.eitb24.com/new/en/B24_79744/life/REGULAR-PRESS-CONFERENCE-Japans-top-government-spokesman/

6. On a woman being jailed for coaxing her child to smoke and posting it on MySpace:
“When will Brittany Spears ever figure it out?”
http://www.wavy.com/Global/story.asp?S=7507825&nav=menu45_6

7. On the city of Amsterdam announcing plans Monday to clean up its infamous "red light" district:
“Yet one less reason to visit Amsterdam, now.”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071217/od_nm/dutch_prostitution1_dc

2 Comments:

At 9:26 PM, Blogger Jeff said...

1. "Real Men of Genius"?

2. Yeah, and I bet they don't use low-flush toilets when Mr. Hankey comes, either.

3. Coal miners think they're wusses.

4. Good use of their Florida State degrees.

5. Japan by way of Roswell.

6. Eventually the kid will join his mother.

7. Amsterdam needs to get rid of the pickpockets if tourists are really expected to pay the hookers.

 
At 2:57 PM, Blogger Jay said...

Val Kilmer, are you that hard up for cash buddy?

 

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