Topical Chat, November 30, 2007
The Phillies showed off their new “day” home uniforms … another way to try and make more money … if they win the World Series, I’m all for it.
1. On a policeman who forced a pregnant woman to the ground and used a stun gun on her when she refused to answer the officer's questions and resisted being handcuffed:
“The kid’s nickname will now be ‘Flash.’”
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8T7ELUG0&show_article=1?ic
2. On a woman who was injured while trying to clean her windshield in stopped traffic:
“This definitely didn’t happen in Philly, because we have bums at every corner ready to spit on your car and clean it off for a dollar … seriously.”
http://www.wftv.com/news/14727294/detail.html?rss=orlc&psp=news
3. On a 300-pound prostitute who robbed a man of $100 before pedaling away on a blue bicycle:
“I’m guessing if you’re a 300 pound prostitute you may have to start resorting to stealing in order to make ends meet …”
http://www.newswatch50.com/entertainment/weirdnews/story.aspx?content_id=3a8088ab-2044-4484-a1be-6ce6d7b2362a
4. On Rodney King being shot in San Bernardino:
“In unrelated news, Al Sharpton boarded a jet to San Bernardino today …”
http://www.pe.com/localnews/inland/stories/PE_News_Local_D_web-king.668757.html
5. On a report that Utah is the most depressed state in the country:
“The state of Arkansas would have an argument … if it could read.”
http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_7587389
6. On the yellow taxi cab turning 100 years old today:
“Unfortunately, many of these cabs actually smell that old.”
http://multimedia.nydailynews.com/slide/2007/11/08/Cab/index.html
7. On O.J. Simpson firmly pleading "not guilty" Wednesday at his arraignment on charges of kidnapping and armed robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers:
“If the glove don’t fit …”
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=3131760
8. On a new reality TV show, called "Who wants to marry a U.S. citizen?":
“You know when there are too many reality shows when …”
posted by Los @ 7:20 PM
3 guys/gals who rule
3 Comments:
Phillies: supposedly that new uniform will come with Randy Wolf in it.
1. Don't tase me, bro!
2. There's no such thing as stopped traffic in Philly when there's a pedestrian to be hit.
3. $100 for sex with a 300-lb hooker sounds like robbery to me.
4. In a domestic dispute? Go figure.
5. Can't be true -- no Philly fans or Wrigley Field.
6. It started out white.
7. OJ announced a search for the "real armed robbers."
8. New meaning for The Biggest Loser.
I figger a 300 lb. prostitute is prob'ly stealin' even if she has a customer...
(Wrote that b4 I read Jeff's take...)
On the positive side...Fat wimmin' give good head...They usually figger they might not git anuther chance....
2) over here in England they're known as 'Squeegy Merchants' 'cause they carry a windscreen cleaner known as a Squeegy.
I once indicated 'No' to two who cleaned my windscreen anyway. As I went to drive away from the lights without paying the shits they kicked my car.
I got out and kicked them. I also tipped their bucket of dirty water over one of them.
Several cars stopped at the now green light and the drivers cheered me.
I am a hero!!!!
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