Topical Chat, November 1, 2007

I’m not really that excited in Jerry Seinfeld’s new “Bee Movie,” and I’m starting to get sick of seeing him whore himself out on television over this movie.

1. On members of one Ku Klux Klan organization saying they will assemble to show their opposition to another Klan group:
“Great … taking a page out of Christianity …”
http://www.waff.com/Global/story.asp?S=7281616&nav=menu62_1_2

2. On a female model who killed three people while trying to commit suicide:
“Man, there’s gotta be a dumb blonde joke in there somewhere …”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=490741&in_page_id=1811&ito=newsnow

3. On an assistant football coach being suspended from attending games or practices and under investigation by police for allegedly assaulting a 12-year-old player and threatening to kill the youth:
“Geez, I thought Billy Martin was a baseball guy … and dead.”
http://www.620wtmj.com/news/local/10890011.html

4. On a third grade girl writing a letter to Steve Jobs at Apple and getting a letter 3 months later from Apple's legal department telling her that the company does not accept unsolicited ideas:
“You know, even George Steinbrenner thinks that was uncalled for …”
http://www.newlaunches.com/archives/3rd_grader_sends_letter_to_steve_jobs_and_apple_in_return_slams_her.php

5. On the new pre-teen Halloween trend of dressing as whores:
“Actually, from what I’ve been reading, it must be Halloween every day …”http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/29/AR2007102902095.html

6. On a report by medical historians that Adolf Hitler was the victim of uncontrollable flatulence:
“This might be the straw that breaks the camel’s …. Wind?”
http://www.thesmartset.com/article/article10240701.aspx

7. On a man being arrested for having sex with the corpse of a 92-year-old woman:
“There comes a point when you need to draw the line … apparently, this guy has no writing utensil …”
http://www.1010wins.com/Man-in-N-J--Charged-with-Having-Sex-with-a-Corpse/1148227

8. On a report that squirrels are once again safe to eat in New Jersey:
“Wasn’t this state looking for a new slogan a few months ago?”
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/10/30/2007-10-30_squirrels_safe_to_eat_again_in_new_jerse-1.html?ic