Topical Chat, October 17, 2007
Over $3 billion will be spent on political campaigns for president of the United States … money well spent???
1. On a recent study that found our parents and grandparents started having sex at the same age as we did:
“I think I just threw up a little in my mouth …”
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/LAC.20071015.SEX15/TPStory/National
2. On a woman who now has “wind phobia” after living through a hurricane:
“I’ll give her some free advice … don’t stand behind me …”
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=70433&in_page_id=2&ito=newsnow
3. On a 55-year-old man from Western New York being struck and killed by a train yesterday after he decided to put a coin on the tracks to entertain his family:
“Money well spent …”
http://lohud.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071015/NEWS05/710150346
4. On an infant was hit in the hand by a Taser fired by a bounty hunter when the child's mother used the infant as a shield:
“That’s gonna be an awkward family story to tell around the fireplace a few years down the line, isn’t it?”
http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?articleID=071014_1_A14_hThem37577
5. On fake park rangers taking urine samples from young boys:
“In a slight coincidence, ‘Beat It’ was being played in one of the rangers cars …”
http://www.cbs46.com/news/14320874/detail.html
6. On Paris Hilton wanting to shed her party-girl image:
“Somebody better tell her that this will be far more difficult than shedding her underwear …”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071015/ap_en_ot/people_paris_hilton;_ylt=AjMPMMiKpSkpsu5tD3uyFPCs0NUE
7. On a report that Lindsay Lohan spent nearly $7 million on hard partying last year:
“Keith Richards thinks she’s a lush …”
http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/lohan%20blew%207%20million%20on%20wild%20lifestyle_1046570
8. On Tara Reid saying, "I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris [Hilton] or Lindsay [Lohan] is that I'm not stupid:
“Wow, she really IS a great actress … she pulls the ‘stupid broad’ gimmick off about as well as I’ve ever seen …”
http://www.nypost.com/seven/10142007/gossip/pagesix/polite_partier.htm
6 Comments:
$3B for POTUS: could be worse -- imagine taxpayer-funded campaign costs.
1. Beer. There can be no other explanation.
2. Most people get a hangover from hurricanes.
3. Russian Roulette too conventional?
4. No self-love for you!
5. When did Neverland Ranch become a park?
6. Paris Hilton, librarian.
7. I could do as well on half that budget.
8. Next to them, neither are most retards.
On #4 - is that grounds to neuter the parent who should have never been allowed to reproduce in the first place? Any why oh why can I not read #4 without having a picture Dog the Bounty Hunter pop into my head???
2. F*ckin' funny, f*ckin' funny.
1. Can't be true. My mother is still a virgin...
2. Hope she avoids beans on toast..
3. Must have been a Euro...
4. He's got a get out when he tops the silly bitch in later life though
5. Why would Park Rangers take....oh forget it it's America
6. She'd have to shed her skin..
7. Amateur
8. Related to W?
Wow, did you just make fun of the poor wind-phobic woman?
3 billion? Can't they just give it to me?
Cxx
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