Sunday, August 05, 2007

Topical Chat, August 6, 2007

Construction on I-95 south … is there construction on this road every year in the Philly area?

1. On the Tibetan mastiff, a rare, ancient and now extravagantly expensive breed of dog, being sold in China for as much as $500,000:
“No word on whether or not Michael Vick is interested …”
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22181570-13762,00.html

2. On allegations that the producers of the "Dateline" NBC program "To Catch a Predator" routinely bribed law-enforcement officials in exchange for their help in arranging the stings:
“Wait, so network television is sleazy??? Next thing you’ll tell me is that Barry Bonds uses steroids … or that Liberace was gay … geez!”
http://www.dailybulletin.com/news/ci_6543399

3. On the news that Afghanistan will produce another record poppy harvest this year, which cements its status as the world's near-sole supplier of the heroin source:
“I can see the Afghanistan vacation brochures already …”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070804/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/us_afghanistan

4. On a new study that reports that sunshine helps in the fight against breast cancer:
“So, whip ‘em out, ladies ….”
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/health/article2195614.ece

5. On West Lake Worth residents along canals worrying about the rise in alligator sightings:
“You moved to the edge of the Everglades … what did you expect to see, Penguins?”
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/palmbeach/sfl-flpgators0804pnaug04,0,5654812.story

6. On a cache of weapons being found at a home in Brisbane's western suburbs after police were tipped off by a man attending a garage sale at the property:
“How much for that case of AK-47’s?”
http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,22884,22189438-5005940,00.html

7. On a house full of marijuana plants catching fire:
“The first firefighters on the scene requested back-up … and asked if they could bring along some marshmallows, twinkies, and ho-hos.
http://www.news10.net/display_story.aspx?storyid=30905

2 Comments:

At 1:37 PM, Blogger Jeff said...

I-95: Don't you mean construction every WEEK? With all that practice, you'd think they'd get it right someday.

1. That's one expensive dogburger.

2. Is this the same NBC Dateline show that planted ringers at races to "prove" NASCAR fans are racist?

3. Buy fresh, buy local.

4. NOOOOO!! Remember which women go to topless beaches.

5. They won't care after the next hurricane.

6. That's one way to never get robbed.

7. Did Ricky Williams have insurance?

 
At 12:07 PM, Blogger Paige Jennifer said...

Puh-leeze, there is more than I-95 being worked on. I almost detoured through Virginia to access the Philadelphia Airport.

 

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