Topical Chat, January 7, 2008
The Caucuses have started in the United States … let the mudslinging begin!
1. On an 85-year-old man being the oldest person charged under Ontario's street-racing legislation:
“He then tried to call his wife with a banana …”
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/ottawa/story/2008/01/03/ont-racing-law.html
2. On emergency surgery being performed to save an Australian snake that swallowed four golf balls after mistaking them for chicken eggs:
“I don’t know why, but I immediately thought of Rodney Dangerfield saying, ‘I shoulda yelled two’ in Caddyshack …”
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5iGHjFtKpd97tpWxnLBeYl-PujF6Q
3. On a Clemson University study suggesting that text messaging while driving could cause wrecks:
“No word on whether the moon is made out of cheese, though …”
http://www.greenvilleonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080102/NEWS01/80102027
4. On police and fire crews investigating a report of a dead body at a South Bend, Ind., cemetery instead discovering a dummy made from Halloween decorations:
“This brings up another great joke – did you hear about the small 10-person plane that crashed in a local cemetery? More than 400 people were reported dead …”
http://social.moldova.org/stiri/eng/84925/
5. On Wisconsin trying to come up with a new state brand or motto:
“How’s this: You’re entering Wisconsin … no, seriously!”
http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/stories/W/WI_REBRANDING_WISCONSIN_WIOL-?SITE=WIMAD&SECTION=HOME
6. On Kevin Federline pledging his support for Jamie Lynn Spears:
“That should really get the public behind her …”
http://www.mtv.co.uk/channel/mtvuk/news/03012008/394114/jamie_lynn_baby_details?Zao
7. On Lindsay Lohan racking up a $736 bar tab in Italy on New Year’s Eve:
“I’m sure this won’t be followed by the obligatory 3-day rehab visit …”
http://www.ninjadude.com/index.php/lindsay-lohan-racks-up-736-bar-tab
8. On Brittany Spears having her third attorney (in her custody battle) quit, citing that there’s been a “breakdown” in communication with the pop princess that makes representing her “impossible:”
“So, wait - the attorney was able to establish meaningful communications with her in the first place????”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22478570/
posted by Los @ 5:57 PM
3 guys/gals who rule
3 Comments:
1. Arresting for stepping off the brake.
2. Play it where it lay.
3. Clemson's coach is a Bowden, so football players got an A on that study.
4. That South Bend corpse was the 2007 Notre Dame football team.
5. Moo.
6. They ARE family, after all.
7. There are NO open bars when Lindsay's in town.
8. How stupid are these attorneys to dump a cash cow like Britney?
1. Street Racing with a banana? I haven't a fucking clue but it sounds good!
2. I'm so so glad reptiles are as dumb as us. Somebody's got to be!!
3. My daughter is currently texting somebody called 'Rex'. Does this apply here? (It fucking will if he tries owt!)
4. I once found a body in a plane undercarriage. He'd got in in Africa and the crew had failed to check the plane for several take offs. He'd frozen and thawed at least five time before Heathrow. I've lost the lot here. What was it again?
5. If she's free of disease (and preferably petite) I'll enter her gladly. Who and where is she?
6. Please say he hasn't bonked the sister as well.....
7. Not her fault honest. I was there.
8. You never chatted to a bald hamster then?
Yay Ontario!!!!
Okay, probably not worth cheering for but we make it on your list so rarely.
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