Topical Chat, September 5, 2007
Hope everyone was able to make it through the summer ok. Now, it’s time for some football!!!!
1. On a pedestrian who got hit by a police car whilst walking down the sidewalk suffering a broken foot, and then given $160 fine for 'denting' the vehicle:
“I think we just got a good premise for Police Academy 8!”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=479715&in_page_id=1770
2. On a man who cut off his own penis and threw it in a toilet because God told him to, ‘so he would stop sinning:’
“Is Val Kilmer doing a sequel to Real Genius?”
http://www.expatica.com/actual/article.asp?subchannel_id=81&story_id=43445
3. On several beaches along the Jersey Shore being closed during part of the busy holiday weekend because medical waste and other trash had washed ashore:
“And, how was this different to any other part of the summer in Jersey?”
http://590klbj.com/news/article.aspx?id=1216517
4. On a woman who invented little coffins for wedding rings after a divorce is finalized:
“A guy invented the Bunny Ranch…”
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/strange/article_212101501.shtml
5. On a Chicago cop who captured shooter by chasing him down on his Segway:
“Molasses thinks this shooter is slow …”
http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/540160,CST-NWS-segway03.article
6. On new research that reveals that men are less discriminating than women when it comes to deciding who to kiss or have sex with:
“I wouldn’t have been more surprised if I woke up and found my head stapled to the carpet …”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6975794.stm
7. On a Worcester man who crashed twice within 30 minutes on Interstate 89 on Saturday:
“This is the point in which you might want to consider taking a different mode of transportation.”
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2007/09/02/man_crashes_twice_on_interstate_89/?rss_id=Boston.com+--+Massachusetts+news
8. On wildlife agencies expressing concern that the number of hunters are falling:
“They are petitioning the government to put hunters on the endangered species list …”
http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/stories/F/FEWER_HUNTERS?SITE=MABOC&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2007-09-02-16-53-37
posted by Los @ 6:30 PM
4 guys/gals who rule
4 Comments:
1. At school he would have gotten a parking ticket.
2. Flavor Flav?
3. Most of the trash at the Jersey shore arrives by car.
4. What rings will she design for porn stars?
5. That's one stupid criminal. But what self-respecting cop rides a Segway?
6. Obviously taxpayer-funded research.
7. Which Kennedy?
8. Does the Endangered Species Act prevent development where a hunter is found in his native habitat?
Wait, someone used public funding to conduct the study in #6? (shaking head back and forth) Wasn't this already figured out? Like back when we lived in caves and swung clubs?
5. The shooter was later revealed to be Dallas Cowboys linebacker Bradie James.
I am totally up for that Val Kilmer movie!
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