Topical Chat, April 23, 2007

What a great weekend! Shame it had to come to an end.

1. On a man calling 911 after getting a lap dance from the wrong woman:
“Officer, those are not the ta-ta’s I paid for!”
http://wfrv.com/local/local_story_112113818.html

2. On Prozac now being available for puppies:
“Funny thing is that somebody WILL buy this … but they are probably just throwing the company a bone with this one.”
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3063558&page=1

3. On a girl who has decided to make it her mission to try every nacho in Boston:
“This girl is “nacho” ordinary person!”
http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2007/04/22/etiquette_for_nacho_noshers/

4. On a man who was arrested for choking his ferret:
“Is that what they’re calling it these days?”
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20070421p2a00m0na010000c.html

5. On campaign workers for Al Gore being told to stand by for a presidential run:
“I can think of nothing better than to vote for the man who invented the internet.”
http://kutv.com/politics/local_story_112002640.html

6. On a fence in Australia, built to keep dingoes and wild dogs out of sheep-grazing areas, being destroyed by camels trying to have sex:
“Paris Hilton has asked Australia to build her one too.”
http://news.independent.co.uk//world/australasia/article2472163.ece

7. On a space tourist reflecting on seeing view of Earth from orbit and saying "A nice cold beer would have been nice:"
“But only one … I’m driving!”
http://www.financialexpress.com/fe_full_story.php?content_id=161900

8. On a man who won a $10 million jackpot after separating from his wife, and then being ordered by a court to pay her half of his winnings:
“Still scratching my head on this one …”
http://www.casinocitytimes.com/news/article.cfm?contentID=165414